PLAY The Valentines Day Drinking Game

first_imgVALENTINE’S DAY CAN be insufferable enough to drive you to the drink.So what better way to spend the evening than with‘s Valentine’s Day Drinking Game.Whether you’re single, attached or whatever else you’re having yourself, there’s something here for everyone.You will need:Something to drinkWe’re not ones for encouraging the consumption of alcohol here, so grab some water, a good old fashioned Irish mineral, a sup of tae, or whatever else takes your fancy.Image: Flickr/Creative Commons/Dushan and MiaeA keen eyeThe playing of this game is based on observational skills.Clint Eastwood and the way he might look at youA strong constitutionWitnessing extreme Valentines-induced PDAs may leave you feeling queasy.Ah lads, get a room (Image: Birds kissing/Shutterstock)How to play:Keep your eyes peeled for any of these occurrences. When you see one… drink.1. When you walk past a mildly dodgy local restaurant which is usually fairly empty, and it’s packed full of disappointed looking couples You’ll know them when you see them. They’ll all be crammed in, so that their elbows are digging into a stranger’s ribs. When you see them, drink.2. When you see a woman in Dunnes frantically buying some matching smallsJaysus, he’ll think something’s up if I show up in these (Image: Shutterstock)Drink. And stop staring.3. When you see a man at the petrol station buying three bunches of crap flowers to try and make one big bouquetNo really, you shouldn’t have (Image: Flickr/Creative Commons/Susan E Adams)Drink.Take another drink if he’s also buying wine in the petrol station, and a box of Lily O’Briens.4. If you see a couple having a rowTake two swigs if one of them is crying.5. If you see someone wandering around M&S with the rejected bits of the romantic dine in for two offerSorry darling, they’d run out of the fillet steak and chocolate fudge roulade (Image: Flickr/CreativeCommons/KrgJumper)6. When you get your significant other a Valentine’s Day card, and they get you nothingYouTube/Giannis TsirogiannisHave several drinks, nay, ALL the drinks.7. If you spot the couple who accidentally organised their first date for 14 FebruarySooooo, what do you do for a living? *all around them couples smooch and make disgusting noises* (Image: Shutterstock)8. When you spot someone doing the walk of shame tomorrow morningBuy them a drink.9. When you see two men or two women sharing a lovely moment togetherTerry Gilbert, left, kisses his husband Paul Beppler after wedding at Seattle City Hall (Image: AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)Drink and say Happy Valentine’s Day EVERYONEAre you avoiding Valentine’s Day? Let us help 13 best office romances of all time>last_img

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